ONE OF OUR SPEECH MOBBERS IS MISSING!
You remember Speech Mobbing right?
You remember what they look like right?
I’ll remind you:
A Speech Mobber, as in ‘one who is part of a Speech Mob’ can be observed thusly:
As you can see from the above picture they like to have a bit of fun. Posing for pictures and suchlike and turning up to all kinds of events and generally causing a bit of a kerfuffle wherever they go.
Well. One of them has gone AWOL.
I know they’ve been getting around a lot lately, what with Rogers and Alltell both launching in the space of a couple of weeks… Y’know… They’ve had a lot to do… Must be hard work being flown all over the world spelling out words at different events, staying in all those five-star hotels, having to use all that room service…
HANG ON A MINUTE!
Now look here, if you’re reading this Mobby…
(or whatever your name is)
Did you not READ my story on Anna Hemmings a couple of weeks ago?!
Did you not understand me when I said that SpinVox people are NOT QUITTERS!
You can’t just up and leave whenever the going gets tough…
If you’re here, then you’re here for the ride! Dammit!
“CLIP IN AND CLIMB ON“ and all that… GRRRRR!
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What? What’s this..?
Hang on… Excuse me for a second ladies and gents… Someone’s trying to talk to me…
(you’d think you’d be able to tell when a dude is trying to blog huh? apparently not)
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*mumble mumble mumble*
… WHAT?! …
*mumble mumble*
…He’s gone WHERE?!…
*mumble*
…for what REASON?!
What do you mean you don’t know?! What’s this? A video tape? Who uses video tapes anymore?!
Oh I seeeeeeee…. I just have to put it in THERE and then I push THIS and then what’s supposed to happen?
Ohhhhhh… I have to push PLAY.


December 20th, 2007 at 8:45 am
Very funny but does Jack Straw know about this?